July 2007
19 posts
IE market share down to 67% in Europe. →
CIA tested "weapon of the future" LSD on citizens;... →
Auto salesman: When are you due?
Young woman: Two weeks. I can't wait for this to be over.
Auto salesman: This is just the beginning! The baby is much more work.
Young woman: No, I mean, I can't wait to not be such a fatass. I hate fat people.
Auto salesman: Uh-huh.
Young woman: Can you imagine how many people get abortions because they don't want to be fat?
Auto salesman, after long pause: I can honestly say that no, I cannot imagine that.
English Humor Explained
English humor is black humor. The English are pessimists and often have an ochtendhumeur in the morning when they make jokes. Thus, their humor is called humour, a portmanteau of humor and humeur.
“Does it have a ballroom? It does? Great! I’d love to have my balls held by...”
– Oscar Wilde on Paris Hilton (via Uncyclopedia)
30 common words that were invented by William... →
105 helium balloons and a lawn chair 0 guess what... →
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Carlos Slim passes Bill Gates as the world's... →
danieldl. keeps covering the world’s wealthiest people.
TechCrunch to award $50,000 to best start-up... →
Did you know...? Yamm! is also translated to... →
Dude: The universe is so complex that someone must have designed it.
Other dude: I don't know -- that sentence was fairly complex but there was obviously not much thought behind it.
.sıɥʇ ǝʞı1 ʇsnظ ʇxǝʇ ɹnoʎ dı1ɟ →