Jun 29, 2007

  • Lt. Discher: Monk is coming up, it was Trudy's Alma Mater
  • Lt. Stottlemayer: Great.
  • P: What the FUCK!
  • P: Alma Mater?! Phi beta kappa phi phi beta!
  • P: What's wrong with you Americans? Making up words all the time?!
  • X: It's Latin, and Greek. You guys don't have that?
  • P: What the F*&^ is Alma Mater?! Think you're sooooo cool with you're FU*(ing words!
  • X: It just means you graduated from somewhere, it's vocab, dude.
  • P: Whatever, where I'm from, we say what we mean.
  • X: Wow, taking it a little personal, aren't you?
  • P: You guys are just trying to make everyone else feel dumb with your secret language.
  • X: Latin is the basis of nearly every European language, it's no secret.
  • P: Well, then....phi beta beta phi phi beta, you guys are dumb.
  • X: It's ok, P, we'll get you a hot dog.
  • P: Weinershnitzel?
  • X: Sure.
  • P: Ok.