- Guy: “If I gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with me?”
- Girl: “A million dollars is a lot of money, and you don’t look that bad, so I guess I would consider it”
- Guy: “Ok, since I don’t have a million dollars, would you sleep with me for $100?”
- Girl: (outraged) “What kind of girl do you think I am?”
- Guy: “We’ve already established the answer to that question. Now we’re just negotiating the price”
- (Credit to Nikos Moraitakis)
